19 Dec Elf on a Shelf (with a Knife)
βItβs creepy,β Dan balked. βItβs cute,β Julia countered. βBesides, itβs fun. I mean, geez Scrooge, whereβs your Christmas spirit?β Dan picked up the doll and turned it over in his hands. It was the prototypical Christmas elf as imagined by Hollywood in a red onesie, Santa...